Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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