on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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