I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Randomize
