Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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