I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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