normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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