You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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