are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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