Do you still have your period?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Randomize
