so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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