Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Never joke about your clitoris.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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