i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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