who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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