it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'd cum for enchiladas.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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