Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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