I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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