Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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