Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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