I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
vagina is talking i cant
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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