Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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