No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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