Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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