How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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