:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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