You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it's like iHOP with fire
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
