Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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