All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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