I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think I died a long time ago.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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