Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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