i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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