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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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