rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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