drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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