you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You work out of a Hotel?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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