I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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