I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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