yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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