Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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