How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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