so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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