best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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