Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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