tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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