Non-Jews are for practice
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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