ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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