At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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