Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
im calling her cock vulture from now on
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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