his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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