i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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