You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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